Thursday, December 11, 2008

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (JOKE)

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
Discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
Developed and open to trade, especially for someone with Cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very
Hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
Aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has
Been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
Takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful,
With a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
Those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
Knowledge visit there. 0A =2 0

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,
Ruled by Nuts.

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