Monday, December 29, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
new VW artist inspired advertisements
http://wickedhalo.blogspot.com/2008/12/magrittedali-inspired-adds.html
Scrabble turns 60
http://viacomit.free.fr/index.php/2008/12/15/scrabble-celebrates-60th-anniversary/
Friday, December 12, 2008
The Indian Student (Joke)
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new student from India
named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall
not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from
Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she
demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher
glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,
Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar
jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher ,
'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the
top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it
was the American people, November 4th, 2008". LETZ!!
named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall
not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from
Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she
demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher
glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,
Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar
jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher ,
'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the
top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it
was the American people, November 4th, 2008". LETZ!!
Awessome paper cut fonts (Art)
http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/8/view/4804/yulia-brodskayas-paper-cut-illustrations.html
very talented
very talented
Google maps street view of pittsburg
http://www.streetwithaview.com/scenes.html
Some strange stuff going on there
Some strange stuff going on there
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Groundbreaking new adverisement for mini cooper
http://adivertido.com/anuncio-impresso-3d-para-mini-cabrio/
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (JOKE)
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half Discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well Developed and open to trade, especially for someone with Cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very Hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently Aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has Been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, Takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, With a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only Those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual Knowledge visit there. 0A =2 0 |
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts. |
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